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Poster: Scrim Date: Aug 30, 2007 3:33pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: New email virus warning - "Badtimes" (non dead)

If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer. (For God's sake, man! Are you listening?!?!) It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings, which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences. If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from
your mattresses and pillows; it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. It will poke holes in all your condoms, and line your microwave with aluminium foil. **WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.** And if you don't send this to 5000 people in the next 2 seconds you'll fart
the next time you're making love.

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Poster: Loogy Hanger Date: Aug 30, 2007 3:40pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: New email virus warning - 'Badtimes' (non dead)

I get horny just over the farting part.

Thax

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Poster: mickmac Date: Aug 30, 2007 7:11pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: New email virus warning - 'Badtimes' (non dead)

Sounds like the ex-wife.

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Poster: Max Chorak Date: Aug 31, 2007 8:53am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: New email virus warning - 'Badtimes' (non dead)

LOL. christ... :]